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douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.

US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
by lLamaD February 18, 2005
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Douche Larouche

any kind of moronic human being, that performs outrageous acts of stupidity, or verbal suggestions of retardation. Literally means a bleeding or broken douche bag.

Douche Larouche is a compound insult, that can package other insults.for instance: Douche la fucking rouche!
"I think Tothian is a douche larouche, for not knowing the term wetback."

"I dare you to pass me you douche la fuckin' rouche."
by Wall Creeper April 30, 2008
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douche baguette

The female version of a douche bag. This female has an overrated sense of self worth, with low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of others; like being loud, dancing nasty, wearing Ed Hardy shirts with matching Ed Hardy glitter hats, has overflowing make up, tons of mascara on her eye lashes and makes the pouting face with downward peace sign with her hand every time she takes a picture.
The girl with her Ed Hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the Douche Baguette. She thinks she owns the place.
by sunny936 February 8, 2010
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Douche Bag

During the 2009 Video music awards, Douche Bag rudely interrupted Taylor Swift.
by ima gayfish September 21, 2009
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Noob tube douche

Any douchebag that uses the grenade launcher as an attachment to assault guns in COD 4 modern warfare. This weapon shows off the douchebaggery and lack of any skill what so ever.
Dude get some skills and stop using that bullshit, you noob tube douche.
by whiskey13 January 23, 2009
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douche bag tag

That scruff of hair that self fancied hipsters grow under their bottom lip.
Did john grow a douche bag tag?
by Manny Festo May 26, 2008
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douche bro

A combination of the terms douche bag and dude bro, which describes an even more annoying type of person than each term used singularly.
This type of person was/is probably in a fraternity. They may hold an esteemed position at a company. He is a pompous asshole. However, he is also fun. He likely surfs, shotguns beers, and smokes weed. He probably spits on the sidewalk and talks too loud to his clients/friends on his cell phone in a quiet place like post office or elevator.
My coworker, Zac, just tried to high five me after yelling at our waitress for forgetting his side of fries that he never even ordered. That guy is such a douche bro.
by jessicagay October 20, 2009
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