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School dad

A male teacher that doesn't treat someone like a student, but rather like their own kid. Gets protective of them and has a tight bond.
by Applejack53 June 12, 2022
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Dad Deal

A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!

Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner

Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014
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sesh dad

The Sesh crews dad. That either funds most of the Sesh. Or makes sure no one dies. Same as a sesh mum. But a little more masc and financially stable.
Chris - how was your Sesh?
Dave - great. Greg hit full Sesh daddy mode and made sure I didn’t die.
by Sesh daddy May 27, 2019
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isaac's dad

In a house. But, not his house
I'm fucking Isaac's dad 's daughter
by chickennuggets:) March 13, 2023
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Connor's Dad

Is there dont worry :(
Connor's Dad is there :(
by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022
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dad fuck

by Dad fuck November 17, 2019
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Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.
Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023
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