Dora the Explorer

A stupid kid that is high on weed(Fo sho) and mentally retarded(IQ:19). There is evidence of this. For example, every single day of her life, she travels to 3 different places with a talking backpack, a talking map, and a talking monkey. Also, if you ever see her, you will not miss her horrible eyesight. She uses a computer mouse instead of wearing dark sunglasses and using a cane to find her way through to the third location. Did you see what I wrote? I wrote A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE. Very strange. Signs of hallucinations have been reported. Like a talking EVRYTIHNING and a dumb hustler(stealer) named swiper. She says,"swiper no swiping", most of the time. She acts like she is in some sort of different place than where she is in reality(the doctors at the mental hospital have problems with her. Like when she falling on the stairs. Strangely, she doesn't feel it.).

Dora the Explorer: Say Backpack!
Doctor: Please, dora this is urgent, we cannot play right now.
Dora: Louder!
Dora:Yay backpack!
Doctor:Get the shots, NOW!
Dora:Can you find my LSD?
Dora:Good job!
Doctor 2: I just injected her! She's still calm! WTF?!
Dora: We did it horray!
Doctor: HOLY SHIT, DORA!! Thats the WINDOW!!!!
*Rest in IQ D.Explorer.*

by paper man September 5, 2008

Michael Dorn

A sexual act that involves the man blowing in to the woman's vagina like he was inflating a balloon.

Man, this shower head is so powerful it feels like it's trying to give me a Michael Dorn.

I was so drunk last night, I think I let him Michael Dorn me a few times before I passed out.

by BoomerOttawa July 26, 2011

Dorothee

Dorothee is simply the most amazing person you will ever meet. That pretty much sums it up. I mean, I could go on and on about how funny and beautiful and caring and respectful and smart and talented and extremely humble she is, but why state the obvious? You don't want to read all that, you guys have lives to go out and live, don't you?

I'm so glad I have a friend like Dorothee.

by Someone out there... October 24, 2011

dorkchop

n.

a person displaying the qualities of a dork, esp. in an extreme way

Listen up you prime-cut dorkchop, I don't have time for your silly Star Trek convention.

by Juice Callet September 25, 2003

Dorknuffa

A bumbling idiot. The most idiotic person you'll ever encounter.

George W. Bush is the biggest Dorknuffa on the planet!

by Misty Dawn July 7, 2008

dorkiness

the level of dork-ish behavior that is exhibited by a person or persons as they go about their day to day activities.

Kaelyn's dorkiness is practically overwhelming as she talks about her plans to decorate her cast with duct tape.

Patrick's dorkiness makes him adorable.

by ae723 November 13, 2010

Dork Fish

A word that means silly, if you are called a dork fish it means you did somehing stupid but n one wants to call you stupid.

Jacob your such a dork fish, your not supposto eat raw fish!

by Darkness_WIthin July 1, 2006