cooch

To impede your own progress or someone else's progress. The ability to cooch is a natural trait that exists at least a little bit in all people and a lot in many people (i.e. the students of LMCOOCH). A cooch crime should usually not be committed unless one has special permission from Sconka. To cooch is to be human; to not cooch, divine.

Friend 1: Remember when Tony and Bryan cooched for us during spring break?
Friend 2: Yea, that wasn't cool.

by A. Cooch April 12, 2010

coochie killer

this is much like a cunt punt . when you get kicked in the vag .

"oh shit that was a coochie killer ."

by stefany084 June 28, 2006

coochie

female genitalia, preferably that of a hoe or skeeza (see definition for hoe or skeeza)

Damn look at the female, I want to pop that coochie (See defintion for pop that)

by sherockadon'tstoppa October 9, 2005

poochie coochie

A sex act in which a woman entices a dog to lick her vagina

Jane was lonely and used peanut butter to get a poochie coochie.

by sobesurfer January 16, 2015

Cooch

Derived from the slang term for vagina, coochie scorcher, cooching is and endearing term used to describe cunalingous performed by a woman.

Will you cooch me baby? My girlfriend cooched me last night? Don't go in there, their cooching.

by AmmyGoolsberd February 20, 2014

Coochie Poof

When a lady has an over-sized pubic bush and is visible through their bathing suit bottoms and/or underwear

That fat lady over there has a coochie poof.

by d@v!d June 3, 2008

cooch-therapy

Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.

In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.

#1 - You're a dickhead, you're never sensitive towards my feelings!

#2 - Cooch-therapy baby....

by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009