never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Nial Cooke

This guy is an absolute legend best known for his famous character Coolie C. Sadly he lost his champion title match against the West Side Washers also known as the WSW. Although he is no longer the champion he is never forgotten!

Nial Cooke opened his barista, coffee, book store called, Mr.Cookes cookbook nook w/ Coffee

Yo! Coolie C what is cracking fam! WAIT! THAT'S Nial Cooke

by Manhans69755 January 19, 2023

cook

An expression used, to describe someone excelling at a particular activity. Synonym to lit, on fire, in the zone...

Person A: "What's he doing over there?! Who tries a 360 no scope?"
Person B: "Wait a sec, let him cook."

by high-senberg January 30, 2023

taiya cooke

the fittest person to ever live

taiya cooke is the fittest girl in the entire existence

by luke.sim0 December 1, 2022

Cooking

When one is making progress or doing something right.

Hold on, he's cooking.

Someone cooked here.

by shit_on_your_forehead December 19, 2022