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condom camping

The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed
Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend
by Antcondom September 12, 2023
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Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"
by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023
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condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
"Damn that condom"
by Abi Hall October 21, 2018
mugGet the condommug.

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
by Cay7200 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Condom Footmug.

Condom

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “
by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024
mugGet the Condommug.

condom

something that stops babies from being made
by big edwin December 13, 2017
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Canadian Condom

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS
Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom
by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017
mugGet the Canadian Condommug.

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