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cooper klumpp

Cooper Klumpp is a nice, caring, loving Male that loves to do anything with music and theater. He is a straight guy with gay tendencies. He can do anything he sets hos mind to and he can do almost everything, except for sports, I mean he plays them but he is not the best at them.He is a good looking guy... but he knows this so he is always hopping around from one girl to the next and he cant get a stable girlfriend cuz why would you take the time to fall in-love with a girl when you can "talk" to 20 girls in that amount of time, right? because that makes scents!
Cooper Klumpp is "talking" to another girl...
by A girl that loves you but hate February 15, 2019
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Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”
by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
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Cooper

The guy everyone has to meet; everyone must meet Cooper once in their life.
"Hey dude, did you meet Cooper?"
"wtf are you talking about?"
"Did you meet Cooper?"
"Dude, stop talking to me!"
"Meet Cooper."
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Cooper

dude 1 : cooper leads the jews
dude 2 : dude your right
by 76545678987656 March 6, 2020
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jye cooper

by Lisa’s May 17, 2018
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Charles Cooper

A good looking man who is loyal but many people don't think so.
by nbvcxzsxdcfvgbhn September 18, 2020
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Cooper Syndrome

Cooper Syndrome

*noun*

A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.

*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."

*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy

*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
"He was all about ‘no rules, no ties,’ until he got hit with Cooper Syndrome at his sister’s wedding and started talking about protecting future generations."
by Deport October 1, 2025
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