Condom Sandwich

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on

I gave her a condom sandwich last night

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Condom Sauce

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate

Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!

by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

by Wanklet November 22, 2022

Condom Corp

A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.

y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀

by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 22, 2010

Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 3, 2017

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024