Chicken Crimpy

A flavour of shapes simular to the in a biscuit range. They are primarily sold in Australia and a company called arnotts which is owned by Campbell's. In a orange packet and thankfully has not changed over the years

John; Hey did you see they haven't changed the chicken crimpy flavour

Jack; that's great the other reforms later ones taste like dogshit

by daniel needs saving May 23, 2016

chicken bitch

1) See punk. Someone whose a chicken but also a bitch obviously. Put together, it means an afraid person who still talks lots of shit.

2) Something really funny to call someone.

- Come here you little chicken bitch, say one more thing and I'll rip your nipples off!

- Yo momma is a chicken bitch

by Battlegroundz July 3, 2006

milk the chicken

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.

Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."

by L M P December 19, 2008

chicken sex

As with all birds, a sexual liaison must occur between male and female for fertilisation to be achieved. Unlike pigeons, chickens are polygamous creatures, so one male will happily mate with lots of hens, the ideal ratio being about 5 females to 1 male. There is little tact or ceremony on the part of the male. He selects the female (usually the closest one to himself) droops one wing to the ground, circles her then grabs her by the back of the head and climbs on her back. Balancing himself by flapping his wings, he lowers his tail and places his vent in direct contact with that of the hen, where the passage of sperm from his cloaca to her oviduct takes place. The entire sex act takes less than 15 seconds and it appears the most satisfying thing for the female is fluffing the feathers and shaking the body immediately afterwards.

It turns out this is true for humans also.

Damn girl, I haven't pulled tail in a long time. I'd settle for some chicken sex tonight.

by cluckyou October 2, 2009

holy chicken!

An exclamtion used in place of holy cow, or holy shit, because the chickens true divinity must be recognized. the people shall be left in the dark on the mater of the godly chicken no more!

I walked in the light of the chicken lord, taking in the wonders of the life our lord and savior had graced us with.
oh holy chicken!, praise the sweet chicken lord, hear me brothren, take our chicken lord into your hearts!

by alchesay crow March 7, 2008

Chicken Punch

The final act of imbibing or inhaling while suffering from a combination of debilitating inebriation and heat stroke. Symptoms include cold sweat, incoherent babble, twitching, and cankles. Left untreated, a chicken punch often results in unsuccessful trust falls.

The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.

I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.

by Cpt Inappropriate October 31, 2011

Flipping chickens

A chicken is another word for bird and a bid is a kilogram - so flipping chickens is like turning over a kilo in market equivalent revenue.

I used to be on this block flipping chickens all year long, how do you think I came up out the gutter.

by Kronick chronicles November 25, 2018