Candy Cum

A term used to describe cum that tastes relatively sweet or sugary, usually a product of a process called Sperm Sweetening.

Matt- "Thanks for the tip dude, since I ate all that sweet shit she said I had Candy Cum."

Mike- "I told ya man, bitches love sweet cum"

by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012

Candy

Delicious unhealthy food

My favorite candy are M&Ms!!

by Ariana.Grande October 6, 2015

Candyman

Candyman is basically the bloody mary game but its a bit different, its when you go to your mirror, turn off all the lights and lock the door, then u say candyman 5 times in the mirror, APPARENTLY he comes through the mirror and fucking murders you with his hook hand and like rips you apart and shit, but its probably not true

"Lets go play candyman!"
"Are you fucking retarded?"

by ThatOneDumbBitch June 27, 2017

farmer candy

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

by Monkey December 14, 2003

vile candy

What pussies call drugs.
Usualy people who never tried drugs but someone is trying to make them take some.

keep VILE CANDY away from me candyman!!

by Candy man May 13, 2005

coug candy

A young man (usually in his early to middle 20s) that older women would find attractive and would want to spend their alimony/divorce settlement money on. The term coug candy is relevant in social settings; especially nightclubs, bars, and restaurants in Scottsdale, Arizona.

I hate going out to the club with Sheldon, he's coug candy and I don't want a bunch of old broads flocking towards me.

by RLR The Beard November 18, 2010

oxycotin candy

pedobears primary weapon

Hey little boy, would you like some oxycotin candy. - Pedobear

by razar/saynotobread December 2, 2010