chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

pod chair

A homie who is mega fucked

*passed out girl on floor* “you fucking pod chair”

by aktitties October 30, 2017

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

spin the big chair

To spend late evenings in a cosy cafe or coffeehouse with ambient music--notably adult alternative music. From the lyrics of Snow Patrol's 2007 song "Shut Your Eyes," a tune that epitomizes the mellow, late-night vibe.

On Monday night I often 'spin the big chair' at a local cybercafe.

by sidtierney October 21, 2009