When your girl wants to mess arround, but Stargate SG-1 is on and you're not really in the mood so you let her give you a blowjob while you watch TV. During the act you may find yourself pretending that your girl is Captain Carter played by Amanda Tapping.
I was chilling out with my girl watching Stargate and she wanted to get busy so I had her give me a Captain Carter
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Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.
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Get the Captain Skyhawk mug.The act of gathering the folds of fat on a whale's (particularily plump girl) stomach and then proceeding to jab them repeatedly with your penis, or 'harpoon', and then hollering "Thar she blows!" as you cum.
One night at the Ol' Slag, me mate,Ishmael, suggested that I "Captain Ahab" the bedraggled sea-whore beached at the table aft ours.
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