Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Crusty

Crusty is an adjective to describe someone who gets annoyed easily and does annoying things. Crusty people get really crusty when they have girlfriends.

Clay-bae is very crusty. He gets ultra crusty when he is around his girlfriend.

by Zynbobuel October 30, 2021

Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell May 11, 2018

Stuffed Crusty

When one person takes a dump and doesn't wipe. Then proceeds to have anal sex.

Jessica took a fat dump a hour ago and didn't wipe. We got busy and I rawdogged her in the butt. Nothing like the classic stuffed crusty to get me through the day.

by PoofofSunshine July 10, 2021

Crusty Finger Duster

When someone uses their dirty and scabbed hands to perform secual gratification in return for goods or services. No lubricant is used and typically the scabs from the 'Duster' will fall onto the genitalia of the person they are dusting

Dude, Lauren is outside of Pilot giving a Crusty Finger Duster for a pack of cigs and enough gas to get home.

by MadDawgShorty July 30, 2021

Crusty Tiara

When a facial goes over the line and gets in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that chick a crusty tiara once

Ever had a crusty tiara? No? Must have gone right over your head.

by Bottom-feeder Beater October 17, 2020