Cooper

When you come down with a bad case of little bitchitis and can’t work.

“Hey boss, I can’t come in today, I think I’ve caught cooper”.

by Iratecheese February 9, 2021

Cooper Dye

A super hot guy who all the girlswant but he's too sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy for them🥵

I wish i could be a Cooper Dye when I grow up.

by YESSSSSSSIR December 13, 2022

Charles Cooper

A good looking man who is loyal but many people don't think so.

im in love with charles cooper.

by nbvcxzsxdcfvgbhn September 18, 2020

Cooper

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other (publicly) doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).

Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump and has been since before his election, until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

cooper

a pooper

hey look its cooper pooper

by that divine lights bitch February 18, 2022

Cooper

A young lad who loves to stick his Willy in random objects

Cooper stuck his dick in a bagel

by Bickpickflesheatingcock November 23, 2021

cooper

cooper is a great guy, he's always there for you, and will never leave you. he's really athletic, but short. he's super good looking too. he's the most loyal person you will ever meet. he makes out for the best boyfriend you will ever have! sometimes he's crazy, but the good crazy. he doens't talk bad about other people, or talk behind your back. everyone nneds a cooper!

me: i hate weeks off
my friend: why??
me: because i miss cooper

by arwlou16 December 2, 2020