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Commiefile

Someone who denounces their own culture and says they are Russian because they like the idea of Communism. This is the Russian equivalent to a Weeaboo
Don't hang out with that Commiefile, he wants to move TO Russia.
by $(?$;($$)!?( June 12, 2016
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Comming soon

A term which is often used by staff in the hope everyone forgets about it.
Hypixel's guild update is comming soon, just wait another 10 years, thanks.

P.S: This messages were all copy pasted.
by Krakaka January 25, 2017
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commuty call

Commuty call

(noun) Similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have gone along with it. The person who originates the commuty call is either commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend", for his/her own entertainment until the destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the call is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Tell tale signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended.
"John, you're calling me on your way home from work for the third time this week. Is this a commuty call?"
by Brian and Linda J May 27, 2017
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commie queef

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
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Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.
I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.
by Definosaur May 20, 2018
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comminatory

"Wow, that man is very comminatory."
by duuwey October 11, 2018
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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