Green Church

Slang for Bunnings Warehouse, an Australian hardware store chain.
You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.
by Pauline54 July 21, 2022
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What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.
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church skirt

"Bitch look at that church skirt"
by Bobfrieda February 11, 2016
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lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language
A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.
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Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.
I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.
by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021
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Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
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church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song
We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up
by Optipotamus November 16, 2016
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