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Cain Church

Cain church is a 14 year old born march 28 2010 and lives in remsenburg-speonk new york. he is very jewish and gets made fun of every day for it. cain church was put on probation for three months for criminal mischief
by Cain Church December 5, 2024
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Wokesboro Baptist Church

The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021
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lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language
A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.
by jag3773 July 14, 2023
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Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit
Louise church is eating my food
by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019
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Church

1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.

Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".

2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.

That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.

2) Example:

- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
by Nikita1998 June 18, 2022
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Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.
I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven
by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022
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Church Prom

A day where people dress in their best clothes for church, similar to school prom.
Easter Sunday is also known as Church Prom day due to the prevalence of people attending church looking their best.
by GOPhater April 9, 2023
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