Christian Music

Music lacking in self expression and feeling. Like the Jonas Brothers, only made moreso for the soccer moms and the eight year olds.

"Yes Jesus Loves Me"... badly played.

The type of crap you get when you go to some kids youth group and everyone's swaying with their eyes closed singing a stupid song.

Christian Kid - YEAH! Jesus!
Normal Person with a Soul - That's cool... I wrote a song.
Christian Kid - Nope... nope... This has drug references in it...
Normal Person with a Soul - Okay... How about this one?
Christian Kid - I can't play this... It says damn.
Normal Person with a Soul - Well... what do you have?
Christian Kid - I've got Casting Crowns and an original that I wrote... "You built my faith up and stuff... I freaking love you"
Normal Person with a Soul - That sounds like everything else you write and listen to...
Christian Kid - I KNOW! It's totally Christian Music!

by Koffing September 10, 2009

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tellitubby christian

a christian that never goes through hardship and is always jolly

a tellitubby christian does not exist

by kevin kang December 25, 2007

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christian rock

The people above me obviously have assumed that because this type of music is Christian, it's stupid and for "pansies". They couldn't be more deaf. If they had ever heard P.O.D,Kutless, Skillet, Twelve Stones (did duet w/ Evenescence for Daredevil and went on tour w/ them), Thousand Foot Crutch, or even Jeremy Camp which is softer rock, they would know they were completely wrong. Just because Christian Rock isn't full of hate and slander, doesn't mean it's lower quality or even that it delivers a straight message of "don't fight back" either. Some of this music's lyrics is just as full of angst that fills secular rock. Only the angst is delivered against those who blindly attack Christians, and cries in compassion for their loss. The rest of the music justly praises our awesome God, and deals with the struggles of being a Christian...because being a Christian doesn't take a pansy.

Look up the mentioned bands and see for yourself before you label blindly.

by Kutlessfan September 5, 2004

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Christian Cheung

the most retarded asian ever. he'll kick u out of his house and has no wheels. he also is in love with his xbox

Person:hey does christian cheung have wheels?
Person 2: maybe for his xbox
Person:true he'll kick u out of his house

by mikeystever December 12, 2010

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Christian Nelsen

A person who is excessively amazing in every way. He loves Lady GaGa and enjoys taking the time to learn her dances. He is exceptionally good at a number of things, including but not limited to singing, acting, dancing, doing hair, and being in general awesome. He loves good food, especially French food. And sushi. Dogs named Moose tend to love him, along with certain boys :)

He sings just like Christian Nelsen!

by HolyGaGa July 10, 2010

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