chopped and screwed

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

by katieeee b ! March 19, 2009

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Axe Chop

A descriptive (nick)name given to the vagina for it's appearance.

The vagina looks like a wound made from an axe.

by Kinley December 22, 2004

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chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

by wes July 11, 2004

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chopped as a bitch

being really fucking high

He's chopped as a bitch!

by poison13 February 18, 2010

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Swelly-Chop

Red-Neck word for a swift strike to the throat of another. Performed in the form of a chop.

You should have seen Adam Swelly-Chop the shit out of that kid.

by c-money-@university of daytona December 1, 2005

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Chopping block

The act of deleting your slam hog from every form of social media (I.e. text, snap chat, Facebook etc...) whilst ramming your cock inside him or her ass-up-face-down.

That annoying worthless bitch kept fucking up my game; so they got the chopping block.

by Cakes100 February 28, 2018

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