Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016

Pickle check

When your man's junk is hangin out his shorts/underwear in some manner, out the leg opening or the front.

Hey Big Daddy.. Pickle Check!
(meanin check yourself, your junk is hangin out)

by wvkinnyjo February 19, 2009

Pec-Check

A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.

Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....

June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.

Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.

June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010

Fap Check

A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!

by Koltov&Hordie August 21, 2016

dot check

When a girl is on her period and asks another girl to check if she has a dot on her pants.

"Hey, can you do a dot check on me?"
Girl friend checks out friend's butt for a period stain.

by Samurai00768 June 30, 2018

Mex Check

The act of checking the environment surrounding ones self for Latin Americans before saying something that can be interpreted as a racial comment

*Want to hear a joke about a benner*
*wait lets do a quick mex check*
*looks around for any mexicans*
*so whats the punchline*

by Timmy Thong November 7, 2011

Sketch Check

When you are so baked you just get up and check outside of your house to make sure the cops arent there or any other authority.

This morning I got so paranoid after my rips that I did two sketch checks out the front window

by ALLabouttheU April 22, 2011