Clodagh

Clodagh is such an amazing girl. She is so genuinely nice and funny and nice and beautiful. You could not ask for a nicer girl

Clodagh is the best person in the world

by eoc February 12, 2018

Touch Cloth

One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.

Dude, I floated an air biscuit and touched cloth.

by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004

Clock Spider

A spider the size of a large wall clock and the lord of all spiders. Clock spider demands to be worshipped. All shall fear it.

Clock Spider laughs at the fool who thinks it eats clocks.

by Saiyara August 16, 2003

analog clock

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

by luke 666 September 30, 2011

clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'

Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.

by Russell July 11, 2004

Tricky the Clown

A well-endowed clown who exposes himself to unsuspecting viewers of clockcrew movies on newgrounds. See www.trickytheclown.com

Tricky is affiliated with the clockcrew. See www.clockcrew.co.uk

OMFG I just got Triky'd

by Trojan_Man January 18, 2004

Closet Heterosexual

A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.

Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.

by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008