Butthole friendly

Any contraband item that will fit into a humans rectum without being too uncomfortable or detected.

Since his incarceration, the inmate has been inquiring about a butthole friendly cell phone.

by Lil Snickers March 20, 2022

Butthole flinger

1) A funny, and immature insult commonly used by close friends.

2) A woman who tries to date your fictional husband

Hey what's up, Butthole fliger
I fucking hate Reptile simps, those Butthole flingers are trying to steal my husband.

by ilovereptilesacidickiss September 25, 2023

Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

Jolly butthole

The feeling the butthole experiences after releasing a much needed dump.

Person walks out of the bathroom, wipes his/her brow and says "It's feels so good to have a jolly butthole. I had to go to the bathroom for a while.

by Pretty Pretty Handle June 21, 2023

butthole peeker

Where a strange man comes into your house peeks at your butthole to see if your clean/have wiped thoroughly.

I heard that Hudson Frensley got peeked by the butthole peeker, hopefully he won't peek me!

by olive oil12 September 12, 2022

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.

This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 06, 2022

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. It’s leaks to your butt cheeks and slicks the hair back like an ole Italian hair cut.

My girlfriend was slobbering so hard on my knob. That it leaked to my cheeks and slicked the hair back like an old Italian gangster cut. Giving me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 06, 2022