Hawaiian Butthole

An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
by slim timmy February 23, 2019
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Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.
"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."
by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021
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Jolly butthole

The feeling the butthole experiences after releasing a much needed dump.
Person walks out of the bathroom, wipes his/her brow and says "It's feels so good to have a jolly butthole. I had to go to the bathroom for a while.
by Pretty Pretty Handle June 21, 2023
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butthole peeker

Where a strange man comes into your house peeks at your butthole to see if your clean/have wiped thoroughly.
I heard that Hudson Frensley got peeked by the butthole peeker, hopefully he won't peek me!
by olive oil12 September 12, 2022
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Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.
This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.
by Professor NuNu December 06, 2022
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Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. It’s leaks to your butt cheeks and slicks the hair back like an ole Italian hair cut.
My girlfriend was slobbering so hard on my knob. That it leaked to my cheeks and slicked the hair back like an old Italian gangster cut. Giving me an Italian Butthole.
by Professor NuNu December 06, 2022
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Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.
Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.
by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015
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