butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.

Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.

by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016

Love Butter

Love Butter is a San Francisco based alternative rock band formed in 1992. Listen to the album "King Lung Meat Market" at the official homepage.

I listened to Love Butter's album in it's entirety the other day. That band rocks!

by Rob Pongi March 9, 2022

The peanut butter blowjob

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.

Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019

Drop the butter

"drop the butter" means you are getting ready to do something really great because you are so skilled and slick (like butter is slick)

Man, you drop the butter every game with those cold 3-pointers; We're always gonna win when you drop the butter like that.

I thought it would be more difficult making potato salad for the first time, but I'm so smooth I dropped the butter on my first try.

by Vibbe February 10, 2023

cheeks busted

A males butthole sexually taken by force.

You know when John was locked up he was getting his cheeks busted

by JJSLAP January 30, 2018

gunt butter

the cheesy, oily substance found in the fold underneath the gunt. it is manufactured by the body to trap any unwanted intruders, such as dust mites, crabs, and serial gunt rapists. it can also be used to oil bicycle chains and makes an excellent spread.

"honey, we're out of margarine!"
"i'll be right there with the gunt butter!"

"holy frogshit! the war in iraq hasn't made us any money in the oil economy at all!"
"looks like we'll have to corner the gunt butter market.."

by weird e December 28, 2005

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

A delicious treat.

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!

by Aaron July 6, 2003