An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009
Get the Florida Speed Bumpmug. We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!
by DaddyScrapes27 May 31, 2018
Get the ukrainian fist bumpmug. The P.C. name for "sex on the dancefloor." When a guy (usually very drunk and horny) moves behind and gets up as close as possible to a girl to dance to a rap song.
The only way to dance to 50's "Candyshop" song is to bump n grind. It's like practically having sex on the dancefloor.
by Tres14 July 31, 2008
Get the BUMP N GRINDmug. Any female preferring same sex sexual relations. Lesbians are commonly referred to as Beaver bumping bitches.
by Jelly Romeo September 22, 2009
Get the Beaver bumping bitchesmug. Yo dude.. I'm totally trying to bring this drunk girl home to bump belly buttons! I'll see if she has a friend for you.
by EHarrisPhilly April 23, 2011
Get the bump belly buttonsmug. by Bunter Hunt July 21, 2020
Get the Speed Bump Statemug. Polite and polished replacement for the sex. Often used when in public or around an audience that shouldn't know the subject of the conversation.
Guy 1: So what are you and Victoria going to do tonight?
Guy2: You know, The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump
Guy1: Nice
Guy2: You know, The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump
Guy1: Nice
by The Euro League April 3, 2019
Get the The Bounce, Boogie, and Bumpmug.