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Bonus Waffle

A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
by icetrees April 22, 2013
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Bongo Cat

A cartoon cat that plays the bongos.

It's also a meme
LMAO! Bongo Cat is HILARIOUS, haha!
by AMP3X September 11, 2018
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jump his bones

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Bonus Waffle

A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
"Where'd you get the Eggo?"

"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013
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Random Boner Syndrome

<Also known as R.B.S.>

An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."

"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."

"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.
by Booty McShakespeare March 9, 2009
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bong water

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.
When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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bonnee

A woman that frequently casts shade upon those that may grace her company. An early admirer of wit in others and a fierce competitor. A choice expletive is never far from her lips. However, if one is so blessed to win a smile from her, one will find her company enchanting.
I was lucky enough to get Bonnee to laugh at one of my jokes.
by Mister Darcy February 18, 2017
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