To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
by Dassah December 23, 2016
Get the Bean Fucked mug.An expression that finds its origin in the cowboy culture of old western movies and cattle drives.
In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.
Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.
Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
by the kid from MAD magazine July 29, 2023
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The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019
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Get the dry beaned mug.something is cool, but not as cool to deserve the term "cool beans" therefore is moderate or temperately lukewarm
fuckboy: *sends generic dik pik*
me: lukewarm beans
fuckboy: wut
me: lukewarm beans means it's not cool bruh. ur dik is small af.
me: lukewarm beans
fuckboy: wut
me: lukewarm beans means it's not cool bruh. ur dik is small af.
by santafucks June 5, 2015
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If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!
If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!
by Juldean Schneichek March 18, 2020
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