bath soaps

The gift you give when you don't know what to get someone. Similar to gifting gift cards.

I don't know what the fuck to get Kalyani! Maybe I'll get her a set of Pumpkin Tea bath soaps.

by Audger Podger December 27, 2008

Bathing the baby

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.

when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"

by ssssss89 October 25, 2011

Bath & Body Squirts

When someone goes into a bathroom because their stomach isn't feeling right and the fan turns on, the sink starts running, and the toilet flushes, but you still hear them let out a massive fart. This occurs much more often with females that are around their significant other because they think that by covertly going to the bathroom, turning on the fan and sink, and also flushing the toilet, it will produce enough noise to muffle the sound of their farts, but most of the time their efforts are unsuccessful.

Friend 1: "How are things between you and your girl?"

Friend 2: "Not good, bro. Ever since I heard her having some bath & body squirts, I don't find her sexually attractive anymore."

by 13th December 15, 2013

Bath Party

when doing your choice of psychedelic drugs in a sensory deprivation

The best way to get your third eye squeaky-clean, is in a bath party.

by Bull of the Woods April 30, 2014

Bath

I like dirty baths and rusty spoons

Let’s eat baths and rusty spoons

by Ye. Nan is amazing May 10, 2020

The Bates

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.

"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."

by swervin November 2, 2009

Fancy Bath

When you smell like total shit and balls combined and you have no deoderant or bath materials nearby, take a bag of fast food and rub your troubled areas with it until problem is solved.Carls Jr. Tends to work best.

Damn!! that nigga could use a fancy bath right now!

by TehInterwebSavior November 14, 2009