Turd Base

When you fart in front of, or take a dump for the first time while hanging out with a girl

I was hanging out with my date when i slid into turd base and she called me safe.

by worthyexpress August 18, 2007

109th base

When you celebrate the 40th time your girlfriend has changed her hair color, this week. This celebration takes the form of first starting on her bed, until it becomes clear that she is incapable of satisfying you, so you switch to the bathroom, hoping a change of scenery will somehow help her along. After three hours of her trying, she will barely get you off, then you can make jokes about her technique for the next couple hours before you leave, laughing. You then must make jokes, for years, about that one day.

You: Wow, that was lame. You really pulled off 109th base, to the letter. What's with your hair? You change it every other hour.

Her: What do you expect? The hair dye sank into my brain, and now makes it impossible for me to do even the simplest of tasks.

by Keeserat1 June 17, 2010

base jumping

when your stupid enough to jump off a building. Simple enough

Why the hell would you jump off a building

by NateK July 28, 2005

second base

wow this is a gooder the ol' second base personally i think it is too easy to skip or go through without knowing what u did i mean its just a good feel up.

wow i got to second base, of course i hit a home run that night neways and she is pregnant so it kinda sucks

by Dr.Anusol June 11, 2006

Ace on Base

When Someone (Andrew) is home or at a designated location (or) is in contol

1 Andrew arrives at party, "Ace on base"

2 "Bro where u at?" "Ace is on Base brohoob"

3 Don't worry Ace is on base

by Carodizzle May 10, 2010

base jumping

referring to the "bases" of sex, i.e. first base- making out. Thus a base jumper is someone who skips over a base.

John: Damn i hear robby went from first to third with you last night!
Jane:What can i say? He is a trained base jumper.
John:Damn bitch

by Fri July 27, 2005

stay based

when sumone buggin you and you want them 2 get the fuck out your face

bitch ass: yo you didnt answer my question

based nigga: i didnt answer cuz u need to stay based nigga

by BaSeD-OuT July 5, 2010