Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.

I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.

by Brodzilla July 31, 2016

Bar mom

Similar to a soccer mom, a bar mom is a white middle or upper-middle class woman in her mid-40's to mid-60's who sees her adult children only in bars. During free time she is found at the bar drinking, playing pool, playing darts, or playing poker. A bar mom is the equivalent of a bar rat, but with children.

Did you see Vanessa at the bar Tuesday night?
Yeah she is such a bar mom.

by Thotiana24 November 13, 2020

elephant bar

A place where people go to bleed and vent the worries and concerns given to them from some traumatic event, tactic, or rearing; often ending in nothing more than more traumatic events, tactics, and rearing; yet at times forming perfect potential for growth and elimination of self loathing, suicidal ideologies, and rage towards those who don't deserve the mistreatment

Erica, do you want to go to the elephant bar to grab a drink and see if anything else turns up?

by Paradoxialnightandday April 10, 2022

Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

Bar whore

A basic bitch that goes to the bar to get laid.

Guy 1: wanna go to the Run tonight?
Guy 2: nah, that place is trashy
Guy 1: Nichole the local bar whore will be there.
Guy 2: ok, I need some poon!!!

by Kyky81 March 20, 2019

swade bar

A very hot man with a large cock that is thick and powerful. He can pleasure any girl in every position making her squirt all over. With every thrust he roars like a sexy man beast....

I had swade bar over last night and I can barley walk today..

by Magmum September 28, 2017

Watts Bar

A nice lake to visit in Tennessee. A fierce rainy storm comes rolling through literally every day around noon or early afternoon.

Watts bar is a nice lake to visit with clean water. If only it weren't for the daily storms and dearth of marinas, I would visit there all the time. The nuclear power plant nearby is a great place to get work as it's very safe and rarely fails more than a dozen safety inspections annually.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021