dumpin’ me bumper

British slag meaning taking a shit

Person 1: what ye doin in der?
Person 2: I’m dumpin’ me bumper

by Ike_89 January 8, 2021

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

boo boo bammer

weed grown in alabama by people that don't know what they are doing.
it's usually flowered outdoors during the winter when the hunters aren't in the wood but there isn't much uv light then so it's not good. it's like not mexican quality but it's not the best. also known as chapman chump.

effen a man I was looking for some of that chronic but all could find was some boo boo bammer.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

Nick-nacks on the bumper

Small scratches on the car, specifically on the bumper. It’s an Uptown New York slang that I just learned.

For sure I’ll have some nick-nacks on the bumper, it’s my first car.

by kbilgek September 3, 2023

Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

on yo bumper

word describe as being on someone's ass, if someone says they’re “on yo bumper,” they’re essentially letting you know they’re coming after you.

Stop running lil hoe, I'm on yo bumper nigga!

by Somaya August 1, 2024