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Bum Hatting 

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.
"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"
Bum Hatting by mokershipping March 19, 2011
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Bum Baby 

A poo
"Man, I just did a massive bum baby"
Bum Baby by hgutj January 7, 2012
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Bum Zest 

Those tangy remnants of sweat, skin, hair and fecal matter around the bum hole. Makes eating the booty an either treasured or dreaded experience.
Her bum zest was clinging to my goatee for days.

Carla was aching for me to eat her booty hole but the bum zest was too much for me to stick my nose in there.
Bum Zest by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
To Bum Off someone or something is to love it so much that you would have sex with it
You two Bum Off that film
Bum Off by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008
The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.
bum dew by Crumment September 7, 2003

bum skat 

The end product of a whino or junky, when they gotta do numer two. This act usually takes place in public places 125 & Lex subway station, or the bushes in Prospect Park. Usually sprays out like gunnite except the nozzle is the anal orifice. Usually applied up against the wall or tree. Mushy consistency. No warning signs of used toilet paper in surrounding area..
JOE: Hey, check it out, the druggie is even in style with those droopy-drawers.
PHIL: No, he has been leaving too much bum skat in his pants. It has been piling up in there. He does not know how to use the lamp post to clean his ass properly.
bum skat by toiletronic December 19, 2005

bum trail 

An unofficial path carved by bums making their way to their favorite sleeping/drinking places such as underneath the freeway bridge
We took a wrong turn onto a bum trail and found a nice collection of empty beer bottles and human faeces
bum trail by Andy999 December 12, 2008