Boner champ 

one who is a champion of getting boners, or this phrase can be alternatively used as a term of endearment

i.e. i
Guy 1: fucked a snowman and didnt lose wood!
Guy 2: did you bust?
Guy 1: hell yea all over up inside that snowmans bunghoe
Guy 2: wow bro youre a total boner champ

I.e. 2
Guy 1: hey man sorry i cant come out tonight i got grounded for putting a cactus in my uncle billys mailbox

Guy 2: its ok dont worry about it you litttle boner champ

Boner champ by big but toucher December 11, 2016

Boner Hug 

When you have a boner and you try to hug them without them knowing. Usually you put your hip back to avoid touching them with your erect penis, which makes you look very weird.

I had to give everyone boner hugs so they wouldn't think i was some pervert.

Boner Hug by Skubs. July 24, 2017

Boner Jam 

Any song that induces intoxication and the opportunity to dance like an asshole with a member of the opposite sex.

Lowdown by Boz Scaggs is the ultimate Boner Jam.

Boner Jam by Mel Balls November 28, 2007

Boner narcolepsy 

When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.

Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.

Boner narcolepsy by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016

Boner Island

1) In the popular television show Lost, the audience discovered during season 3 that everyone has been having sex on the island. This prompted the title of Boner Island for the island on which the show takes place.
2) In Mario Party 8 for the Wii, when a player lands on a golden space, they will be transported to a secret location filled with a bunch of free coins and a free star at the end. This secret, magical, and sometimes mysterious location was given the title of Boner Island for these reasons. Derived from the Boner Island on Lost.

1) -Did you watch Lost yesterday?
-Yeah, they should call that place Boner Island.

2) -Yes! I landed on the gold space. Off to Boner Island.

Boner Island by Live Texas Boatshow January 12, 2009

Boner Toner 

Phrase used to describe the use of semen as printer ink.

This printer is so horrible I would rather spend money on boner toner than that expensive ink crap!

Boner Toner by LedZeppelin1419 October 15, 2010

Boner Killer

When your boner is pretty much killed. Can happen is a lot of ways, some girls are pro also kown as a BK

Holly- "I'm going home"
Matt- "WHAT A FUCKING BK (boner killer)! Wel, have fun flicking your bean bitch"

Boner Killer by jermy September 25, 2006