black attack

when several small burning lumps of marijuana resin fall of the and of your joint

shit dude im under black attack

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Heart Attack

A hilarious occurrence in which a fat fuck's heart vessel gets clogged up by years of being fat.

After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.

by Kongamuse January 4, 2011

Titty Attack

When a fat person gets mad and throw a tantrum

Aaron had a Titty Attack when Doug took the ball

by Guapo Tha God August 26, 2017

Samurai Attack

The best Japanese punk rock band ever

Samurai Attack kick fucking ass

by oioioioi January 3, 2005

sac-attack

to be attacked by the sac

holy goat wang he was sac attacked

by caleb the nose January 21, 2003

crap attack

to take a crap in a persons indoor garbage can and not tell them about it, letting it stink up their room

Steve was mad that Mark drank his beer, so he went into his room and gave him a crap attack while he was gone

by S c o t t January 3, 2009

yak attack

Slang term used for cocaine by people who are funny, awesome, sardonic, sarcastic, light-hearted, or gangrenous. Possibly derived from cocaine's tendency to make partakers particularly chatty (as in prone to "yakking) and intensely interested in speed-talking about their relationship with their mother, their thoughts on national economy, or how much money is required for the nearest large-mammaried lass to let them do a line off her boob.

"I was planning to buy a laptop with my paycheck this month because I don't have any credit history, but I bought some yak attack and ended up doing lines at a strip club all night and spending $200 for a blowjob that I couldn't get it up for instead."

by Free Moose (limit 1 per prsn) April 17, 2011