Jah moment

The opposite of a bruh moment; an occurrence whose miraculousness can only be expressed by invoking Jah.

Person 1: "Bruh Pat really goated up today."
Person 2: "Yeah that was a real Jah moment."

by Bruh McJah December 15, 2019

A cricket moment

That awkward silence after something inappropriate, off topic or really boring has been uttered in a group conversation, where the only sound heard thereafter is chirping crickets. this is often followed by the departure of some participants.

OK, that there? that was a cricket moment

by <yawn!> December 3, 2010

Ran Moment

When a girl accuses you of doing something because she wouldn't let you have her coochie

Wow did she really think it was because she rejected you? That's a Ran Moment

by obtainerofcoochie69 January 22, 2019

Claude moment

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

by Untouched December 26, 2008

Towelie moment

the feeling or moment in time that you phase from being normal to stoned, from one state of mind to another from use of cannabis
derived from the recurring south park character Towelie in the moments during the episodes that he smokes cannabis and goes from one logical basis to another due to the effects, a popular scene being the funky town moment, note examples;

most noticeable when hitting the first bong of the day or long toke from a substantial joint and your suddenly relaxed, chilled and everything feels just...better
' I've been waiting for that Towelie moment all day man'
the phrase itself principally deriving from South Park season 5, episode eight 'Towelie' (one specific example being from 14.25 to 15.15 in the episode):
youtube.com/watch?v=G_WJY72qoHc&feature=related

by things333 April 9, 2011

Mod Moment

A mod moment is when a discord moderator is retarded like stop is and fucks up really really badly such as banning a random person for no reason. It was created by the god Fedis himself.

Random: I'm gonna kiss your foreheads
Stop: -strike @random sexual talk
Everyone: Mod Moment!1!11!!

by echoissocool December 4, 2020

Miso Moment

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.

"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"

by mydough! September 14, 2021