Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
by Another pseudonymal August 05, 2022
When engaging in factual debate with conspiracy theorists on social media and they resort to emoji binging to express their critical thinking.
I was on Facebook debating Politics, and The Emoji Army entered the chat so I gave them a bit of shit back and left..
by Miss Jane October 12, 2023
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Saiyan army taking over 😈😈
by Rikeiok February 20, 2021
by Rikeiok February 20, 2021
A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 29, 2019
The Moy Army is the most strongest fandom in the world, like if one of the Moy boys feels pain, whether physical or mental, we all feel it. Whether they want it or not, they have to tell us, and we know it when things it's wrong. The Moy Army doen't judge people organisations the others fandom and if we see a hater it's us talking to them. The Moy Army is full of hidden talent, Moy Army is our whole life and we don't want to leave it. We are restoring peace everywhere. To all the members of Moy Army who read this STAY POSITIVE.
by We Are One Big Family October 14, 2019