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angryness

to describe someone being angry
me:i hate you!
you:oh showing some angryness there
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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The Angry Stork

A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.
"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."
by Workin' Merkin June 6, 2009
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Angry Drug Dealer

When a man mixes powdered herion and coccaine, and rubs it on his penis. He then humps a girl until the drugs have made their way into her bloodstream, in which he leans over on his knees above her, and keeps his penis erect facing downwards. The girl has spasms, in which she is fucked again.
The other night Chris got his first taste of the Angry Drug Dealer, but Jenny died.
by AngryBubs January 15, 2009
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Angry Shark

a girl sits over in the corner (naked of course) with her knees above her head and her back on the floor (make sure she crying of fear it makes it better)then you get a running start and flap your hands on the side of your head behind your ears like gills(causing you to look like a shark) then growl and when you get close enough hop in the air and land pounding your dick painfully hard into the woman's vagina (BIG AL)
Big Al had that bitch set up perfect for an angry shark.

Sindy all fucked up she just got angry sharked.
by cant stop the heattt December 9, 2008
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The Angry Dragon

when you bitch is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the cum runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon.
I tricked my bitch into giving me the angry dragon last night. Fuck, it was AWSOME!
by Athene The 1337 King April 23, 2008
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angry lion

A woman on her hands and knees, going down on a man. Most women do not like to swallow, so let her know when you are about to cum. When she backs off your penis, finish it off but aim at her hair, then mess her hair up. Guaranteed Angry Lion all the time!
Dude Suzie will never swallow so last night I tapped her head and gave her an angry lion.
by blackyeric October 20, 2006
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angry monkey

angry monkey when a girl is giving head, once you shoot your load....punch her in the face to knock her out...put glue on her face and shave off your pubic hair onto her face...when she comes around, she'll look like a monkey, and be bloody angry!
"That bitch cheated on me, Im goin to give her an angry monkey"
by JT-Eng October 26, 2007
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