When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

by BravoCharlieDelta July 31, 2022

by thesleepiestgirl September 19, 2023

When you’ve had a rowdy night full of booze, then added on a nightcap shotgun that you didn’t need before sexy time that comes back up on his chest and mid section while performing fellatio.
Bro, I got the most sick Amber Avalanche from my girl last night. She definitely needed that last beer to accomplish.
by straight.killin.McMillin. July 20, 2021

One who is/has and lives life like/by a/an double standards, Napoleon complex, never ever ever wrong, bad ass bratt, 10' tall and/or bulletproof, most arrogant, opens mouth inserts foot, pompous ass, sits higher than anyone, pisses most extreme excellence etc etc.
by HNK6225 June 16, 2025

Amber is a really sweet cute girl and crazy af she can get any boyyy so if you have a friend like Amber your lucky because she is sexy af
Amber is crazy af 😂😋
by Maymay de kabouter June 18, 2017

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.
Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.
Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.
Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance
by Frederika May 10, 2022
