Doritos Alabama Volcano

The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.

"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."

by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012

alabama fruit basket

Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.

Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"

by xXCootchSlayer69Xx July 19, 2017

Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Alabama couch sex

Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama

After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.

by cdawg3200 September 28, 2014

Bibb County Alabama

Bibb county is a small town that traps everyone. Our whores think they are better than everyone, our junkies run the city and our jocks are gay bitches. Everyone knows your business and everyone always starts something. Bibb has the worst reputation and one of the highest suicide rates. Full of idiots.

Damn I used to live in Bibb County Alabama that shit SUCKED

by Bibb county drop out squad October 14, 2019

Alabama Custard Musket

An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.

Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

South Alabama Gas

Gastrointestinal pain and excessive flatulence caused by poor southern diet.

I've got that South Alabama Gas something awful

by byefelicia! March 8, 2018