Alabama Mud Crab

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

by Standstiff November 11, 2021

Alabama ram 1500

Putting your throbbing dick inside the engine of a ram while being strapped on to the ram. The car needs to go exactly 69 mph to ensure the best but.

We finna do an Alabama ram 1500

by Jonny838294 March 20, 2019

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did the Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark

That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

by The Llama tickle January 7, 2012

South Alabama Gas

Gastrointestinal pain and excessive flatulence caused by poor southern diet.

I've got that South Alabama Gas something awful

by byefelicia! March 8, 2018

Bibb County Alabama

Bibb county is a small town that traps everyone. Our whores think they are better than everyone, our junkies run the city and our jocks are gay bitches. Everyone knows your business and everyone always starts something. Bibb has the worst reputation and one of the highest suicide rates. Full of idiots.

Damn I used to live in Bibb County Alabama that shit SUCKED

by Bibb county drop out squad October 14, 2019

Alabama Custard Musket

An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.

Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021