The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
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Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
by Fortyphobic November 18, 2018
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asshole tint

The too dark window tint on a drivers side window.
Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!
by 4somefun December 11, 2014
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asshole asymptote

The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.
With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.
by weyus November 10, 2022
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asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.
When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth
by swampy Dolan June 15, 2021
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Shaq's Asshole

Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.
Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.
by Chorbashi November 01, 2020
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Mitchell’s Asshole

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away
Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”
by Marlbanda October 27, 2018
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