The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
by Fortyphobic November 18, 2018
Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!
by 4somefun December 11, 2014
The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.
With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.
by weyus November 10, 2022
When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.
by swampy Dolan June 15, 2021
by Chorbashi November 01, 2020
A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away
by Marlbanda October 27, 2018