asshole sauce

a saucy form a shit from your asshole like applesauce

i sat on a stool in my mothers kitchen i thought i felt a wet warm fart it actually was asshole sauce came flying out my ass just for my mom to bake for the family.

by ikeasssauce September 29, 2017

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips

Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie

by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018

Corey’s asshole

The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.

Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like

guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.

by Thesigmamale April 22, 2022

asshole freak

the worst insult
or like if your freaky with the asshole.

you asshole freaky fucky skeplushish

by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023

ny asshole

A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."

A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.

by Josty2001 January 8, 2018

asshole asymptote

The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.

With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.

by weyus November 9, 2022

Asshole Hangover

The shitty feeling you get after being an uncalled for asshole the night before.

"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"

by Kazokone March 11, 2012