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smeeze team

A sports team compiled entire of people who like to smeeze, or smoke marijuana, on the daily and then play their sport. They are often good athletes who got really bored with trying hard and would rather just get high and enjoy athletics.
All those players on the smeeze team used to be intense, but now they seem to have really mellowed out on the playing field.
by Patches O'Dorr Conty October 4, 2009
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dance team

A group of girls that are fun to go out dancing with every week, but aren't slutty enough to be a ho train.
question: What are you doing this weekend?

answer: Meeting up with the dance team in the Meatpacking District.
by Fer Serial January 25, 2008
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Team Edward

One who stays true to Edward Cullen. Even after seeing New Moon with Taylor Lautner... yum. Being committed to Edward Cullen.
Girl 1: So Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.
by TheRealTeamEdward January 5, 2010
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on the other team

He girl you don't stand a chance because he is on the other team.
by Jan Lebesque May 4, 2006
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Team Player

A Team Player is an individual who is not selfish when it comes to achieving a team goal, such as banging the cute girl at the wedding. He will also "take one for the team." E.g. banging the hot chick's friend who is a grenade just so his teammate closes. A Team Player partakes in traditional events such as eating crabcakes and baba-ganoush. He is also a master of the motorboat and a magician when is come to the fake chow . They also love and live by the movie Wedding Crashers.
Hey man i need you to be a Team Player and take my date's cockblocking grenade off my hands.

Bro way not to be a Team Player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.

DUDE! way to be a Team Player and come through with these sluts
by Roger Ganoush March 18, 2011
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team no sleep

a term used in lakeland, fl usa that refers to a group of people being up for days or weeks at a time from using meth
man we been up for 5 days....GO TEAM NO SLEEP!
by mills5150 May 30, 2013
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Farm Team

When an older person subtly flirts with an underage member of the opposite sex to keep he/she interested until the underage person is of age and ready to play in the big leagues.
Example 1:
Rick: "Dude, how did you hook up with John's little sister? She was jail bait two days ago!"

Greyson: "Had her on the farm team for 3 years"

Example 2:
Ted: "Man, why is that fat girl on your farm team?"

Barney: "She just joined the volleyball team, in 4 years she'll probably be skinny"
by Husker56 October 21, 2011
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