cum monster

A man who cums using a monster voice

Dylan was a real cum monster last night

by wgukgigjyg April 3, 2016

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

Pineapple Monster

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!

Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"

by crazygirl! June 21, 2009

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by Unknownbeautygirl1234567 September 19, 2021

Monster Smash

Fucking on Halloween in a graveyard

"Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."

by Sush God October 11, 2016

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009