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Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023
mugGet the Goron's Diamondmug.

Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.
Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.
by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022
mugGet the Diamond Jubileemug.

Diamond

diamond is elis soulmate ong she just needs time to think and chill
by Diamonds bf October 17, 2021
mugGet the Diamondmug.

Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025
mugGet the Clutch the Diamonds!mug.

Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe

The full name of popular character "Steven Universe" from the show of the same name & "Steven Universe: Future"
A: hey, what's steven universe's full name?
B: It's Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe. idiot.
by Quackiduck July 14, 2023
mugGet the Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universemug.

Diamond pussy

December of 2021 Cardi B became the first and only black female rapper to have 3 diamond certified singles with songs like “Bodak Yellow”, “Girls Like You”, and as of recent “I Like It”, which was named 2018’s song of the summer.
Cardi B proves everytime that she has Diamond pussy when she releases any of her music
by Bardigang4l👠 December 13, 2021
mugGet the Diamond pussymug.

diamond leaf

A literal god nd the best human ever.
Have you heard of diamond leaf?
Yeah ofc he is a god
by Alegitguy November 28, 2021
mugGet the diamond leafmug.

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