It's actual impossible to get kicked out. Love yah from moon to sun to midway to center of earth to grand design.
by Fractal pi July 21, 2022

Your mom:"Honey! I'm giving birth!" Your dad:"Oh my god! He was born on December 25th! This means that-" Your mom again:"YES! HE IS JESUS!"
by @evannasauruss December 16, 2019

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

by Visco? October 25, 2019

Kate: Theres Bob. I’m gonna go hug him
Mia: Why would you hug him? He’s not yours!
Kate: It’s October 25 duh!
Mia: Why would you hug him? He’s not yours!
Kate: It’s October 25 duh!
by StripesAndStars October 24, 2019

by October (25) October 24, 2019
