september 16

get back with your ex day

Person1: do you know what today is ?
Person 2: no..
Person1: september 16

by girly <#3 September 15, 2021

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September 16

National Have hardcore sex with a friend day : Is when you have hardcode sex with one of your friends until you cum

Person1: lets have hardcore sex
Person2: why?
Person1: because it's September 16

Person2: okay daddy

by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

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National Hug and Love Day! Screw Valentine's Day. On this day, people must hug their crushes and besties. And if you don't have any, hug yourself byotch. Love your beautiful ass. But for those slayyers that do, hug that special person(s) and whisper into their ear, "I love you" or whatever the hell you want. But, it has to be nice even though I know some of ya'll bitches can't say nice things, hype your girls or boys up or your non-binaries up on this day. We all need it. Also people that are born on this day are freaking baddies and good-looking asf. They usually have a mole under their eye and a pretty smile.

"Gurl, you better hug M! Like rn, it's freaking March 16 make out or something!!"

by 2482dghfg4 March 5, 2022

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September 16

people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum

person: “I was born on september 16”

other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”

by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022

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