1 definition by xxslaybitchxx
people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum
person: “I was born on september 16”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”
by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022