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Yo, me llame Angel Jose Robles, te lo meto y te demo seco.

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Person 343: Yo, me llame Angel Jose Robles, te lo meto y te demo seco.
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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Lo-ami

Lo-ami is a ugly black boy with no respect,he is full of jokes and has a a lot friends around him. He speaks a lot and he is afraid of everything. He don't know how to make sex to girls at all. And he is a dirty man who don't know how to shower.

Dont be like Lo-ami he is dirty.
Francolin:lo-ami your head is full of sand, what happened?
by Psychologist12346 November 22, 2021
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Los Angeles Kings

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Los Angeles

A city where famous people move into, poor people beg for money and where a small shack will cost $100,000
Ugh Los Angeles is so boring New York City is where it's at
by Blu • Berry • Boi July 21, 2019
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j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night
im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
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Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.
Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.
by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024
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