New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 18, 2014
Get the Los Angeles Kersmug. by ;johundssaZx June 17, 2025
Get the Los daymug. A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.
by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024
Get the Keep it on the J-Lomug. im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
Get the j-lo blo-jomug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Yo, me llame Angel Jose Robles, te lo meto y te demo seco.mug. A bum, typically a blonde chav who
scrounges for change around Preston and
makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but
really he can't, he cats off cherry drops and
wears dead Burberry.
scrounges for change around Preston and
makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but
really he can't, he cats off cherry drops and
wears dead Burberry.
by chewwydrops1000 August 4, 2022
Get the Middy Lo Cortamug. Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:
Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.
x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.
The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
Get the The Los Santos Conjecturesmug.