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Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.
Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
by Mluke November 24, 2021
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bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense
Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning
by Jubilator March 25, 2011
mugGet the bi-winningmug.

The only winning move

Nope. You just suck at the game, dip-shit.
Hym "Not the ONLY winning move."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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So can I Win.

Can I score with you. Aka can we have intercourse.
Dam girl you sexy, So can I Win.
by AnOnymOus M0us3 July 2, 2021
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Win Thread

When posting in a thread of a certain image board, if the operator deems the thread a win thread if one meets certain requirements, such as tits, rolling doubles, trips, or even quadruples, or posting teh lulz. If you succeed, you win the game forever, and whenever you would lose the game, you must instead inform them that you cannot ever lose.
Hey dude, The game, you lose.

Cool story Bro, except I rolled trips in a win thread, I cant lose, an hero faggot.
by The Colorado Panda June 23, 2011
mugGet the Win Threadmug.

bi-winning

v-
1. The act of winning in one location (or state of mind), then prodeceding to win in another.

adj-
2. A word used to describe a person who can bang 7 gram rocks and finish them because that’s how they roll.
Example:

- Are you bi-polar?
- Bipolar? Wow! What does that even mean? I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by flashgordonfried March 30, 2011
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