Cock Hurricane

When the cockerel has the force of a hurricane

Everyone evacuate the stalls, the cock hurricane is approaching. Leave before this situation gets sticky.

by GuyNamedPubert September 9, 2020

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Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture is when somebody grabs your balls and drags them over ten miles with sandpaper while sucking your cock, until the balls bleed. And the cock i hard as a rock. Then you smash the cock with a rock. An then eat the meat.

I love doing cock and ball torture with my boyfriend.

by Super rick penis January 24, 2022

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Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair

I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020

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cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass

Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

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